Shit

I was just reading my friend's blog about how it's tough to have kids in your 40's. I was just thinking about the same thing this week because I was watching Oprah and she had a doctor on that's written a book that has become Oprah's bible when it comes to information about menopause.

The woman said that your body starts changing at age 35-40!!!!!

I'm almost 33!!!!

Shit!!!!

I don't know if I want to have kids. They take so much work and I like to sleep. But I want to at least have the option. And right now I'm at the airport about to fly to Hong Kong where I'm going to be until I'm 33 1/2. There are hardly any white boys there and they're mostly bankers who think they're hot shit because they're in Hong Kong.

Then I'm going to live in London where I don't know many people. I'll get hooked up with friends-of-friends but it takes about a year to get settled in a new city and force yourself into people's lives.

So then I'll be 34 1/2. And then I probably won't like living outside the U.S. so I'll want to move back to NY or something and I'll be 35 by the time that happens.

Right when my body will begin changing.

Not that I'm doing the math or anything.

You never know...I could meet some amazing guy in HK or London and live happily ever after.

WHERE IS HE???????????????????????????????????????????????????????