Lonely Hoo-hah

I just spent another night out by myself at a bar. I'm so over it. I did this several times in NY. Usually it was awful but a couple times I met people and was glad I went out.

Same thing here. I put in all the effort to look good. Texted the 3 people I know and they either weren't going out or didn't respond. So I went out anyway because "you never know".

I sat at a bar by myself for 2 drinks and went home. Guys looked at me but wouldn't approach. They were probably turned off by the pool of desperation that had formed under my bar stool.

While I was at the bar, I texted Hanoi Pascal so it looked like I wasn't such a loser and it of course turned sexual within 2 texts. He asked me to take a picture of my hoo-hah and email it to him. I resisted and said that I can't risk it ending up on the internet thereby dashing all of my presidential hopes. He said I could trust him.

So I sent one to him. Haha...

Why not?