Great toast

I was reading a book today (are you impressed?) and in it there was a great toast that I want to remember and share with whoever reads this thing. The next time you need to make a quick, witty toast before drinking alcohol try using this one:

"Here's hoping that when you get to Heaven...it's at least 30 minutes before Hell finds out."

I thought that was great. And please notice my use of the ellipses in there. The beat is very important for emphasis.

That'll be my "go-to" toast when the pressure's on. Now that I think about it I need a "go-to" joke too. Don't really have one. Everyone needs a good solid joke to tell at parties. Must get working on that.