Master Cleanse

I started another master cleanse yesterday. I did one for 4 days in July last year and I did a great job until the 4th day. Completely broke down the 4th day. I was supposed to only have orange juice the first day I was OFF the cleanse and then the 2nd day I was supposed to have orange juice until lunch and then I could have soup.

Weeeelllllll, I had orange juice for the 1st day off the diet for breakfast...soup for lunch and then a full blown meal for dinner. Once I opened the floodgates it was all over. And my stomach hurt so bad!

SOOOO, this time I'm going to put on my Super Will Power Suit and shoot my cravings point blank. Oh yes, it's extreme but I will resort to violence to help my will power. She's a weak little thing who needs protecting.

But...so far...so good. Has anyone else done one of these? How long did you last? It says on the instructions you can go 40 days and it's still safe.

40 DAYS?!?!?!?! I'm so sick of this lemon-citrus taste by Day 4 I wanna puke. Can't imagine the mindset it must take to go for 40 days. Woody Harrelson said recently that he thinks it would be the ultimate mind trip to put himself on a deserted island for 40 days and fast. Just surf and fast and see where his mind goes.

I'll tell you where it'll go. He'll be fine until Day 10. On the morning of Day 11 he'll teach himself how to make bread out of seaweed and sand.